It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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