weddingsv make me drug and hornr
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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