office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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