Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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