Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
