At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Randomize
