omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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