First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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