that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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