I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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