I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
soo... how was my night?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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