They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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