Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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