It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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