Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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