woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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