Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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