If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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