is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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