I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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