Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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