I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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