Ambien. No doubt about it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I have fence marks all over my body
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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