hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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