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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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