ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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