If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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