tell your sister to shave her snatch
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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