very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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