I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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