what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
How naked do you want me to be?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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