Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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