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i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...

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(970): i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it... http://tfl.nu/aspw

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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.

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does taste better than andre tho

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(630): $3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne. (630): does taste better than andre tho http://tfl.nu/drx8

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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(207): i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like http://tfl.nu/ol8k

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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.

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(502): We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears. http://tfl.nu/e7ru

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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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(508): I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already http://tfl.nu/v6oe

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.

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(412): I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight. http://tfl.nu/4uel

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone in a vagina costume on campus.

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(541): Someone in a vagina costume on campus. http://tfl.nu/klak

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.

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(612): I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot. http://tfl.nu/k764

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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.

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(734): They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you. http://tfl.nu/tuzf

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.

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A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.

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(413): Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens. (1-413): A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck. http://tfl.nu/qib0

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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security

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(479): He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security http://tfl.nu/nae6

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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.

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(316): He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me. http://tfl.nu/8ei9

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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window

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(234): I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window http://tfl.nu/sgun

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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.

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(412): Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me. http://tfl.nu/4ot8

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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.

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(718): i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety. http://tfl.nu/wdsb

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