Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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