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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?

(773): View more from Illinois

Too tired to pretend that I care : (

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(937): View more from Ohio

just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window

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(631): View more from New York

Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

It usually does with you

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(210): View more from Texas

Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall

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(303): View more from Colorado

she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.

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(330): View more from Ohio

theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.

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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.

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