Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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