FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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