think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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