hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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