I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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