I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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