So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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