can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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