You work out of a Hotel?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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