How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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