i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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