This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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