But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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