what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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