remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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