So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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