There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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