This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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