I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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