I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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