i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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