dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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