i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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