U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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