yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
