I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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