all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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